maybe i'm just thinkin'
'cus i've waited all along to put you down in my heart
maybe i'm just linkin'
two paths that are gonna fall apart in the start
maybe i'm just foolish
'cus i do not seem to care about what you think
maybe i'm just thinkin'
when i'm done
i will put you in ground
maybe i'm just stupid
well who cares i just want to fall apart

do you want to pet my onion (my onion)
'cus you can't
that's not right
not my friend
not fight

i don't care if this song doesn't rhyme
i don't care if this song doesn't rhyme
'cus i know that one thing's for sure
you'll never get through my front door

i just wanna hide but you wanna go outside
but you gonna get ready to pet my funion
go pet a funion
no an onion
no a funion are you dumb

do you want to pet my onion
'cus you can't
that's not right
not my friend
not fight

all i wanna do is stick with you this afternoon
i don't care if you come around 'round too
i don't care what the teachers teach you do you wanna

do you want to pet my onion
'cus you can't
that's not right
not my friend
not fight

i don't care if you call me steve
i don't care if you think i'm clean
i'll be your ruler
no need for church 'cus i will put it to shreds

i'm a funion guy (i'm a funion guy)
quinn's not 21 but they will be pretty soon (march 24)
but there's one last thing!

do you want to pet my onion
'cus you can't
that's not right
not my friend
not fight
do you wanna think of a bunion ah!